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Where does the word "Fart" come from?
According to some old fart that wrote a book on word origins, the word "Fart" comes from the Old English word "feortan", presumably of echoic origin, meaning that the word was chosen to sound like the object named.
What funny Fart products are available?
You can visit the Fart Mart to shop for a large amount of fart products, including the Pull-My-Finger Fred (a doll that responds with farts and wisecracks), whoopie cushionsand a variety of other fart-noise generating products (some of which are quite high tech). There are some products which produce a fart-like odor, prosthetic poop, fart sludge, and the famous Fart Machine. You will also find the famous Crepitation Contest CD, and several other recordings.
What is the best Fart machine to buy?
FartMart has the best selection of fart products. The best gift idea is the famous Fart Machine. You'll be amazed at how true to life it sounds.
Do Robots Fart?
This depends on the robot's purpose and design. Come on, what the hell type of question is this? Obviously, this is going to require years (possibly hundreds of years) of research from world renowned scientists to determine the exact answer to this question.
What color is a Fart?
Farts are colorless. All of the gases that make up farts have no color. They are clear. Would you really want to see the color of your fart after you've just eaten two Philly cheese steaks?
Where does Fart gas come from?
This gas comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our body, and gas produced by bacteria living in our body. As well as any bong water that one might drink on a daily basis.
What makes a Fart stink?
Watch your carbs people, because rumor has it Dr. Atkins ripped some rank ass! Foods such as broccoli, eggs and fast foods are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts. Scientists wearing gas masks have said that the odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your body, and the more your farts will stink....Whatever, we know it comes from Taco Bell.
Why do Farts make noise?
BUTT CHEEKS! The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening (butt cheeks). Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus (butt cheeks). "Sphincter says what?"
Is it common for people to enjoy smelling their own Farts?
Scientists and other guys in white lab coats say that it is not only common, it is socially universal. A person farts, then thinks, "Was that me?", then blames it on the dog.
Can Farting be considered sexy?
For sick twisted people, everything imaginable including farts, can be considered sexy. It was found by scientists, in the field, that the female southern pine beetle exudes a pheromone called frontalin in her flatulence that not only serves to attract males but acts as a general gathering call to both males and females of her species. Those farts are an invitation to an orgy. Unfortunately for her, her frontalin-laden farts also attract predators.
If you Fart in the bathtub, is the water polluted and should you refill the tub?
If you are a grown adult taking baths you should be ashamed of yourself. If you are taking a bath you are already surrounding yourself in your own funk. So if your farting in the bath tub, your just gross. If this is about a child, then obviously they don't know any better, make sure there is no poop coming along with these outbursts and the water for the most part should be fine. But refill the tub before you get in, dummy.
Is it really possible to ignite Farts?
Yes! Grab your lighters friends and let's ignite some farts! However, you should be aware that people get injured igniting flatulence. Not only can the flame back up into your colon, but your clothing or other surroundings may catch on fire. A survey done by a group of drunk scientists concludes that 25% of the people who ignited their farts had their asses charred. Ignition of flatulence is dangerous. How embarrassing to find yourself in the emergency room with not only dirty boxer shorts but a burnt asshole.
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