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How much does it cost to join?
It is TOTALLY FREE to join our community. You can post your farts, send and receive private messages, check your ratings, and more all for free.
Is it safe to provide my email address?
Yes, it is safe to provide your email address. We will not share your email with any other company or web site. Your email will not be visible to users or other members.
What Farts are not accepted?
We only accept fart sounds. Sounds are not allowed if they are not a fart. Just about any audio format is allowed (au, snd, mid, midi, mp2, mp3, aif, ram, rm, ra, wav).
What Fart products are available?
You can visit the Fart Mart to obtain an amazing amount of fart products & gifts, including Pull-My-Finger Fred (a doll that responds with farts and wisecracks), whoopie cushions and a variety of other fart-noise generating products (some of which are quite high tech), some products which produce a fart-like odor, prosthetic poop, fart sludge, and the famous Fart Machine. While your there, check out the famous Crepitation Contest CD, and several other recordings.
Can I remove my Fart audio file from the site once it has been submitted?
Yes, once you log in, you can remove your fart audio file at any time. Click on the "remove Fart" link from the members menu.
Why can't I hear the Farts?
Make sure that you have your speakers turned on and plugged in. Also, ensure that your sound controller volume is turned up, as well as the volume controller located on the player that loads on our site.
How do I record a fart sound to an audio file?
Using a simple program like Windows audio recorder, located in START, All Programs, Accessories, Entertainment. You'll need a microphone connected to your sound card input jack.
- Make sure your microphone is on and is not to close to your intended input (butt), to insure clarity.
- Press record.
- Fart.
- Save file to intended folder, prepare for upload.
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