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Meet Your Date
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| Name: |
Fart Face |
| Age: |
Old Fart |
| Hometown: |
Hershey, Pennsylvania |
| Occupation: |
"F.F.F. Certified" Fart Factory Foreman |
| Favorite Album: |
Dookie - Green Day |
| Favorite Song: |
The Gas Face - 3rd Bass |
| Favorite Show: |
Howard Stern |
| Favorite Movie: |
Blazing Saddles, Van Wilder |
| Favorite Letter in the Alphabet: |
"F" for FARTS |
| Favorite Food: |
Bean Burritos & Anything containing Vitamin F for Funk! |
| Role Model: |
"Fart Man" Howard Stern |
| Favorite Actor (who could portray a Fart): |
Johnny Depp |
| Kids: |
2 (at the pool) |
| Literature: |
Bathroom Reading |
| Inspirational Quote: |
"Pull My Finger" |
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